The Cover up
Distraction
I was trying to write a poem on a theme thats been in my head for a while on the bus when a guy came and sat down next to me. I know what a total bastard right? I had all this room and was having such a great day, then this guy just ruins it by planting himself down do firmly I can hardly move my arms. So anyway this put me off completely and as he was staring at what I was writing I just turned the page over and started to draw a distorted version of him. Halfway through drawing this ( he was eyeballing me the whole time) I freaked out and started to back track, any normal person would have turned the page over. Instead I thought the best way to cover up the fact I was drawing this guy would be to draw a stick man and have a cord going to the mans head as if it was a ballon. I know this doesn’t make sense, but I paniced and this seemed like the best solution at the time.
February 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Ha ha! Excellent. You should have turned it into a hangman’s noose – that would’ve really freaked him out.
February 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I wish I though of that at the time! I just went into panic mode, next time I will be prepared with the noose in mind. If I wore eyeliner too I would probably just be creating a scene from some 90′s slasher flick. I would also have to say dude a lot and some studded neck thing would also be involved.